idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
