we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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