He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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