i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Its about making memories worth repressing
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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