I CAN MOONWALK!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I want to fling myself into the sun
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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