i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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