Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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