i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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