Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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