her vagine was all disorganized.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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