This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Randomize
