Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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