No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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