Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm just crazy horny about you
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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