i just wanna soil my oats bro
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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