Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
If I die, sorry about rent.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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