shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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