why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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