Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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