there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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