Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
My vagina just recognized that song.
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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