What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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