Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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