it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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