Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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