So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
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Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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