a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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