margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
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my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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