you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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