I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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