what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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