I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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