i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I feel great
I just peed on a car
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
you never un-have a 4some
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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