You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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