the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
There are leaves in my underwear?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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