She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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