So drunk, too bad you don't want this
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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