Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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