My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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