Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
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What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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