Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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