i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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