he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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