He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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