It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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