Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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