just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she was so not down for the gang bang
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Randomize
