I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It was confusing and full of hummus
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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