So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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