dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Can you bring me the toilet please
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
please don't ironically join a cult
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