don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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