upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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