I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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